Movies I watch high a lot

The Best movie ever: Mazes & Monsters. It stars Tom Hanks (in one of his first roles) as a kid that gets obsessed with an AD&D type game. The acting is horrible, but soooo funny. Worse than the acting, is the writing.

My favorite line:

JayJay: (talking about acting) I wanted to do comedy, but unfortunately, I’m not turning out to be a leading type. It sure would help if I looked like you. And my social life.

Daniel: My social life is NO big deal.

JayJay: Sure it isn’t.

Daniel: NO Really. Everyone kids me about being the great makeout champion around here. Do you have any idea what that does for a girl who wants a guy who sensitive and caring?

I promise you if you watch this movie baked you will go crazy with laughter. You can buy it at the local walmart dvd bin for $5 or less.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mazes_and_monsters

and just to throw this in (might be a stoner movie): Ricky Oh - The story of Ricky.

Seriously, this one is a MUST for any stoner. It will captivate you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riki-Oh

~A perfect Sunday~

Nothing to do but maybe some laundry…maybe, but I doubt it’ll get done.

Today is way too perfect to do anything…I’m just chillin’ in comfortable clothes, on a comfortable chair, smoking some sweet ganja…livin’ the good life.

This is a boring post to some, but I’m high and I like to talk when I’m high.

Peace.

*Floats away, out the window and into the sky.”

Doug Funny helped make me sensitive

I grew up watching all sorts of cartoons, but there are a small handful that I loved so much growing up, that they helped influence my life. Nickelodeon’s “Doug,” is one of them.

For those who are too young to remember Doug, or were not fortunate enough to have cable, Doug was a cartoon on Nickelodeon in the Mid to late 90’s about an awkward kid going through school and learning life’s lessons. It was really like an weird animated version of the Wonder Years.

Doug was in love with Patty Mayonaise….oh and why was Patty’s father in a wheelchair and her mother deceased? Was it because of the same accident? His best friend Skeeter was blue…come to think of it, everyone was different colors on that show. Doug and his dad were white, his mom was pink, his friend was blue Chalky Studebaker (The overachieving jock) was green, there was a carrot-looking guy, Patty was tan, and Roger Klotz was
green…They never once (that I can remember)
mentioned that they were all different, which I think is beautiful.

I loved this show’s quirky humor and it’s weird music…all of the instruments were actually people making weird noises with their mouths. The town Doug was from (Bluffington) was filled with all-sorts of characters, all whom have fascination with the official town crop, beats. There is a band called The Beats, who are a direct parody of the Beatles.

The mayor uses every opportunity to promote his future political career by plugging “vote for me” at every public ceremony…in Bluffington, there are a lot. Most of the time he plugs it to kids too young to be able to vote anyway. “Vote for me.”

My favorite character in the show has to be Mr. Dink, Doug’s implicatedly rich neighbor that has the latest technology, that he turns to for advice. Mr. Dink is a big purple man with a big house and he is always proud to show off his latest gadgets. These gadgets are always ridiculous and end up malfunctioning before Doug leaves. After he first shows his gadget he always mentions “Very expensive.”

Take my Doug Funny poll:

Anway, check out the Wiki for a list of characters and motifs - or google the torrent of all four Nickelodeon seasons…don’t bother with the later Disney seasons…well maybe they’re OK, but get the original first.

Also: look at these Dbags:

Who was your favorite “Doug” character? Who was your favorite “Doug” character? 1) Doug 2) Skeeter 3) Patty 4) Roger 5) Mr. Dink 6) Bebe 7) Judy One of the others View Results Make your own poll Peace and love to all.

Sean Paul-We Be Burning

Have you ever really listened to this song?

Why I love hockey

 Hockey is a fun sport to watch. It’s fast, violent and it keeps you on the edge of your seat the entire game. It’s best feature however, has to be the fact that it encourages heavy drinking, as demonstrated by this man.

Drunk New York Islanders Fan Sings We Will Rock You

This cracks me up.

Self-medicating with marijuana

I’ve been sick with a runny-nose all day. It kept dripping and dripping leading me to headaches, fever and a miserable gopher day.

Eight hours later, it took two hits of fine California Kush to cure all of my ailments. I couldn’t feel better. It’s almost like a RPG item that cures all disease - an ether or elixer or something.

It is ridiculous that this is not widely available for personal use. I hope that we can see the day that it is.

From http://www.ocnorml.org/

A.C. Slater to date Sabrina the Teenage Witch!

I just saw a preview for an ABC Family Channel movie. I don’t know what it’s about, but I do see AC Slater from Saved by the Bell hooks up with Sabrina the teenage witch. Too funny.  If I learn more I’ll be sure to let you know.

Inspired!

I am inspired tonight. I see that people have been visiting my would-be abandoned blogging efforts, and it warms my little gopher heart!

Sure there have only been a few hits, but people are reading and commenting!

Anyway, the bowl resumes tomorrow as does the blog.

Stoner movie review: We are Marshall

Now, this might not sound like a stoner movie, as it is about football. It’s only “about” football though, with minimal scenes actually involving football

McConaughey’s (man that’s a hard word to spell)  accent was sort of bugging me in the beginning, because he kept talking out of the side of his mouth…maybe I’m just irritable. Anyway, just as I was considering taking it out, I realized that one of the main characters, who plays a very serious and emotional role, was played by Jack from NBC’s “Lost.” I cracked up for awhile and the movie began to improve.

I thought it was a good movie either way, because it’s based on a serious topic, but I found this movie to be a good stoner flick…unless you despises football, but even then you may like it.

The fact that Jack is in it, makes it more than worth the trip to video store for any “Lost” fans. I couldn’t stop laughing at the fact he was in this. He does a good job though.

Beware though, there’s a long ass commercial right after you insert the DVD…keep your remote handy

4/5 Joints

Russian 50’s syle fight

I love the movie ‘The Outsiders.’ We were required to read the book in 8th grade and it was always pretty badass. The movie was pretty good (a lot of good actors) and it’s even better now that I’ve discovered pot.

Anyway, this is a video (ebaums world) from current-day Russia…I wouldn’t mind being a spectator at one of these.