This stuff is pretty good. I made this recipe up and always keep the ingredients in the fridge for times of great hunger. Let me know if you try it!

Lazy Alfredo

1 Package of Ramen Noodles
1 Can of grated or package of shredded (preferred) Parmesan Cheese
1 Jar of Alfredo sauce from the store
Chicken of some sort (optional)

In a large bowl or Tupperware, place the Ramen brick on its side, then fill the container with water until it covers the top of the noodles.

Put in the Microwave for 6-7 minutes (or 2:30 if you are impatient like me).

When it’s done, stir the noodles into the hot water, to get them to loosen up, then drain. *Tip* it’s easy to drain noodles by holding a fork on the corner of a square Tupperware, then pouring the water out slowly. Once the water is drained, pour on sauce to desired consistency–I prefer a little extra. Put in chopped up chicken breast or whatever chicken you have around. Pretty much anything works here. I’ve even done it with hamburger before.

Next, add Parmesan cheese, the more the merrier. You can add garlic power to make it even better.

Once you have everything in the container, stir it up for a minute so that the sauce heats on the noodles.

Good, eh? I’ve also done it with tomato sauce and ground beef. Both dishes go well with SG’s Lazy Garlic Bread below.

Stoned Gopher’s Lazy Garlic Bread

1 Slice of Bread
A tub of butter or Margarine. I like to buy Country Crock.
Garlic Salt

Toast the bread, and spread butter across the hot slice (lol), and salt lightly with Garlic Salt.

It’s good considering the amount of work you have to put in!

I don’t know how big this video is, but it’s hilarious. I read that it won a High Times Award.

Either way, here it is, courtesy of Jason

Thanks!

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jason Says:
September 30, 2008 at 2:19 pm ea

Hey! Thought you might like checking this funny stoner vid out:
http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/play/2423

It’s called “Stoner Intervention,” and won the Stonys Award!

SMOKE IT UP!

-jw

Is anyone else annoyed by the abundance of Bond movies?

Nothing to do but maybe some laundry…maybe, but I doubt it’ll get done.

Today is way too perfect to do anything…I’m just chillin’ in comfortable clothes, on a comfortable chair, smoking some sweet ganja…livin’ the good life.

This is a boring post to some, but I’m high and I like to talk when I’m high.

Peace.

*Floats away, out the window and into the sky.”

I grew up watching all sorts of cartoons, but there are a small handful that I loved so much growing up, that they helped influence my life. Nickelodeon’s “Doug,” is one of them.

For those who are too young to remember Doug, or were not fortunate enough to have cable, Doug was a cartoon on Nickelodeon in the Mid to late 90’s about an awkward kid going through school and learning life’s lessons. It was really like an weird animated version of the Wonder Years.

Doug was in love with Patty Mayonaise….oh and why was Patty’s father in a wheelchair and her mother deceased? Was it because of the same accident? His best friend Skeeter was blue…come to think of it, everyone was different colors on that show. Doug and his dad were white, his mom was pink, his friend was blue Chalky Studebaker (The overachieving jock) was green, there was a carrot-looking guy, Patty was tan, and Roger Klotz was
green…They never once (that I can remember)
mentioned that they were all different, which I think is beautiful.

I loved this show’s quirky humor and it’s weird music…all of the instruments were actually people making weird noises with their mouths. The town Doug was from (Bluffington) was filled with all-sorts of characters, all whom have fascination with the official town crop, beats. There is a band called The Beats, who are a direct parody of the Beatles.

The mayor uses every opportunity to promote his future political career by plugging “vote for me” at every public ceremony…in Bluffington, there are a lot. Most of the time he plugs it to kids too young to be able to vote anyway. “Vote for me.”

My favorite character in the show has to be Mr. Dink, Doug’s implicatedly rich neighbor that has the latest technology, that he turns to for advice. Mr. Dink is a big purple man with a big house and he is always proud to show off his latest gadgets. These gadgets are always ridiculous and end up malfunctioning before Doug leaves. After he first shows his gadget he always mentions “Very expensive.”

Take my Doug Funny poll:

Anway, check out the Wiki for a list of characters and motifs – or google the torrent of all four Nickelodeon seasons…don’t bother with the later Disney seasons…well maybe they’re OK, but get the original first.

Also: look at these Dbags:

Have you ever really listened to this song?

 Hockey is a fun sport to watch. It’s fast, violent and it keeps you on the edge of your seat the entire game. It’s best feature however, has to be the fact that it encourages heavy drinking, as demonstrated by this man.

Drunk New York Islanders Fan Sings We Will Rock You

This cracks me up.

I’ve been sick with a runny-nose all day. It kept dripping and dripping leading me to headaches, fever and a miserable gopher day.

Eight hours later, it took two hits of fine California Kush to cure all of my ailments. I couldn’t feel better. It’s almost like a RPG item that cures all disease – an ether or elixer or something.

It is ridiculous that this is not widely available for personal use. I hope that we can see the day that it is.

From http://www.ocnorml.org/

I just saw a preview for an ABC Family Channel movie. I don’t know what it’s about, but I do see AC Slater from Saved by the Bell hooks up with Sabrina the teenage witch. Too funny.  If I learn more I’ll be sure to let you know.